Okay, so I still haven’t found a way to download these, but I’m convinced that magazines are just a medium upon which you can layer ads anyways. Thanks to @bluecifer for sharing the link to Mygazines. While it feels kind of wrong to read these without paying for it, I consider it the same as just standing in the grocery line and flipping through glossy pages of advertisments.
So far my favorite article is the one suggesting peanut butter in oatmeal. Okay so it’s prefaced with “you can even get crazy”, but who wants to be normal anyways.
— Edit: August 22 —
So, it looks like you now have to sign up to view any magazine.

It's tough to think of a blurb for myself when I'm also on