I saw the notification in Twitteriffic and was outraged but thrilled but laughing at the same time.

The original tweet:

The result, from Twitter is Penis:

UPDATE:Â I wrote the kind people at Twitter Is Penis an email, and they even wrote back to me!

Watch out for this guy.

Venn has a history of breaking into residences to commit sexual offences against adult women, said Calgary police on Friday. He has been previously convicted for other break and enter charges as well as sexual assault.
The only way it would make sense for a high risk guy like this to be released is for his sentence to be fully served and something about the justice system putting faith in “reformed” individuals. Thanks to my brother for the link.
Okay, so I still haven’t found a way to download these, but I’m convinced that magazines are just a medium upon which you can layer ads anyways. Thanks to @bluecifer for sharing the link to Mygazines. While it feels kind of wrong to read these without paying for it, I consider it the same as just standing in the grocery line and flipping through glossy pages of advertisments.

October 2008 edition of Oatmeal- I mean, Oxygen.
So far my favorite article is the one suggesting peanut butter in oatmeal. Okay so it’s prefaced with “you can even get crazy”, but who wants to be normal anyways.
— Edit: August 22 —
So, it looks like you now have to sign up to view any magazine.
It’s true! Your favorite handheld gaming system and social media application combined in DSTwitter (available for download!). Despite what the image shows, it is in English and you’re not obligated to have a chihuahua as an avatar. Glee!

I haven’t tried it out yet since I don’t have my USB SD reader, but soon. Thanks to my brothar for finding this, and @jonnay for downloading for me.