Archive for the 'Quote of the Day' Category

But Who Doesn’t Love Bacon?

@humantorch wins:

I love soma.fm’s Groove Salad more than Oprah Winfrey loves bacon.

Prevalent Problem?

Heard from my coworker.  I think he’s having a case of the Mondays. :)

When I grow up, I’m going to have a genocide.  Well, not really, unless stupid is a race.

Hobos: Part of a Complete Breakfast

My first exposure to the idea of QoTD came from my university days when I’d spend my free time hanging out with the math club.  Oh yes, I was a wild girl.

I messaged a friend about what we had for our Stampede Breakfast at Applied:

  • lemon curd and ricotta pancakes
  • strawberry reduction and caramelized apples with whipped cream for toppings
  • muffins
  • croissants
  • at least three kinds of bacon
  • sausages
  • fruit salad
  • granola cookie-type things
  • cheesy hash browns
  • mimosas
  • smoothies

And the response was, “Our Stampede breakfast was today.  They gave us expired sausages, undercooked pancakes and warm water … served by hobos with weeping sores.”