Author Archive for Rosemary

What’s In a Name?

Staying true to the theme of this blog (randomness), this is a convoluted tale with no purpose at all.

I’ve coveted an iPhone since I started work at Applied.  Lack of foresight has caused me to be locked in a three-year contract with Bell, which would cost me $400 to cancel plus entering a service plan with Rogers with a cell phone bill double what I pay now.  An iPhone is not an appropriate purchase for me at the moment.

Next best thing?  An iPod Touch.  I managed to swing a used 16GB model that I can gleefully call my own and fill with apps and fun times.  Of course, it needs a name.  Here is where the story randomness begins.

My first introduction to the internet was for social purposes (which is my primary draw to it now), and my handle in chat rooms was Lady Neptune (being heavily influenced by Sailor Moon at the time and paying homage to my Piscean influences).  When I got my MacBook Pro, I chose to name it “Despina” after one of Neptune’s moons.  Fitting, I thought, since a moon in my mind is a peripheral and mobile thing.  I wanted to name my iPod touch after another of Neptune’s moons, but after discovering the moon Nereid and its mythological connections, I thought it would be further appropriate to name my peripheral’s peripheral after these sea nymphs (also, I can use the names of the primary moons for computers as opposed to mobile devices).  There are over ninety listed on Wikipedia.org, which might also be fitting given the fact that I’ll probably be cycling through iPods and iPhones as time goes on.  I clicked on Erato.  Not only is Erato the name of a Nereid, but it is also the Muse of lyric poetry.  Did I also mention that Muse is my favorite band?  I plan to name my eventual iPhone Galatea since it is another Nereid, the name of one of Neptune’s moons, and due to the name’s connection with Pygmalion, implies an obsessive love with an inanimate object that can be crafted to a desired form.

The end.

Can you imagine the thought process involved if/when I name my first-born?

My Tweet Has Been Penis-ized!

I saw the notification in Twitteriffic and was outraged but thrilled but laughing at the same time.
Penisized

The original tweet:

Original Tweet

The result, from Twitter is Penis:

Penisized

UPDATE:  I wrote the kind people at Twitter Is Penis an email, and they even wrote back to me!

Hug a Developer Today

Thanks, Matt.

Drawing Drought Result

Despite Will’s insistence that I draw penises, my inspiration came from a perceived mispronounciation of “autocracy” by Matt which was caught by Colin as “octocracy” (aka having eight legged cephalopod overlord rulers) that I just had to draw.

This is the result:

Drawing Drought

I used to draw a lot.  Now I don’t so much anymore.  I want to draw something, but don’t know what.  If anyone reads this and submits a comment containing an idea of what to draw, I’ll draw it and share it in my next post.

Italian Meatball Vegetable Soup

I was flipping through a Chatelaine magazine at my parents-in-law’s place and came across one of those quick-and-easy 30-minute meal recipes.  It was a turkey meatball soup that sounded easy enough, but it was missing some key ingredients like onions, garlic, and fresh herbs (aka flavor).  I did a search on Food Network.com and found an italian meatball soup by Emeril Lagasse, but it was missing another one of my key criteria for good eating: vegetables.  I took his recipe and added my own improvisations to include vegetative matter, fibre, and a leaner protein and this is the result.  Normally I take pictures of food I like to eat, but this stuff was consumed too quickly for the camera.

Italian Meatball Vegetable Soup

Meatballs:
1 lb lean ground turkey
2 eggs, lightly beaten
1/3 cup finely grated Parmesan, plus more for garnishing soup if desired
1/4 cup Italian bread crumbs
1/4 teaspoon oregano
1/4 teaspoon rosemary
1/2 teaspoon finely chopped fresh parsley
2 teaspoons finely chopped garlic
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 pinches crushed red pepper

Soup:
2 tablespoons olive oil
1 1/2 tablespoons finely chopped garlic
1/2 cup chopped onion
2 tablespoons tomato paste
1 (14.5-ounce) can whole tomatoes, crushed with your hands, with their juice (or I just used diced tomatoes)
1/2 teaspoon chopped fresh parsley
1/2 teaspoon oregano
2 carrots, chopped
1 large zucchini, diced
14 oz canned beans (navy beans or mixed (kidney, garbanzo, etc.)), rinsed and drained
6 cups low sodium chicken broth
1/2 cup whole wheat small pasta
2 tablespoons chopped fresh basil leaves

In a medium mixing bowl combine the ingredients for the meatballs and mix
until thoroughly combined.

Divide the meat mixture into tablespoons and roll into smooth balls in your hands. Set rolled meatballs aside on a plate or other flat surface.

In a 4 1/2 quart soup pot or large saucepan, heat the olive oil over medium high heat until hot. Add half of the rolled meatballs and cook, stirring occasionally, until browned on all sides, about 4 minutes. Transfer the browned meatballs to a plate and set aside. Brown the remaining meatballs in the same manner and set aside.

Add the chopped onion to the pot and cook, stirring, until soft, 3 to 4 minutes. Add the minced garlic and cook for 1 minute. Add the tomato paste, tomatoes and their juices, chicken broth, oregano and parsley and stir to combine. Return the meatballs to the soup pot and bring the soup to a boil. Add the carrots and zucchini. Reduce the heat so that the soup just simmers and cook for 30 minutes.  Add the pasta and beans to the hot soup, stir well, and cook for 15 minutes, or until the pasta is cooked through. Season the soup with salt and pepper to taste.  Stir in the chopped basil and serve.

Rapist Alert

Watch out for this guy.

Venn has a history of breaking into residences to commit sexual offences against adult women, said Calgary police on Friday. He has been previously convicted for other break and enter charges as well as sexual assault.

The only way it would make sense for a high risk guy like this to be released is for his sentence to be fully served and something about the justice system putting faith in “reformed” individuals.  Thanks to my brother for the link.

But Who Doesn’t Love Bacon?

@humantorch wins:

I love soma.fm’s Groove Salad more than Oprah Winfrey loves bacon.

Watching my Fitness

I usually don’t wear a watch.  I always have my cell phone with me (even if I don’t answer it, heh) and if not I’m always near a computer.  After reading free Oxygen magazines I’ve determined that I should probably find out what my real heart rate is when I do cardio, since the machine downstairs is broken.  It says that I’m at 70-90, but that’s more or less what a person’s resting heart rate is.  Anyways, we went to Sport Chek at Beacon Hill and I picked up a Mio Shape watch.

Mio Shape

Mio Shape

The box had a price sticker stating $149.99, but the computer at the till said $39.99, so I’m pretty sure I lucked out with this purchase.  Not only does it have a heart rate monitor, but I can also track my calorie intake and expenditure, compare it to my target caloric intake, AND it tells time.

I’m looking forward to trying this out during my morning cardio routine tomorrow.  In the meantime I’m reading the extensive health and fitness suggestion manual that came with the watch, and trying to determine if a resting heart rate of 56 is healthy or if I’m really a zombie.

— Edit August 24 —

Whohoo!  The chart at the bottom of this heart rate page suggests that I am not a zombie and even lists me as “athlete”!  While I still want to chalk up this reading as being tired right now and not having my coffee today, I’ll take what “truth” I can get from the internet.

Free Magazines

Okay, so I still haven’t found a way to download these, but I’m convinced that magazines are just a medium upon which you can layer ads anyways.  Thanks to @bluecifer for sharing the link to Mygazines.  While it feels kind of wrong to read these without paying for it, I consider it the same as just standing in the grocery line and flipping through glossy pages of advertisments.

October 2008 edition of Oatmeal- I mean, Oxygen.

October 2008 edition of Oatmeal- I mean, Oxygen.

So far my favorite article is the one suggesting peanut butter in oatmeal.  Okay so it’s prefaced with “you can even get crazy”, but who wants to be normal anyways.

— Edit: August 22 —
So, it looks like you now have to sign up to view any magazine.